"The only time a wife listens to her……" — Chuck Jones
"The only time a wife listens to her husband is when he’s asleep."
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53 Quotes by Chuck Jones
Chuck Jones has 53 quotes on this site.
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We must not confuse distortion with innovation; distortion is useless change, art is beneficial change.
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I'm not a believer in putting designers off in an ivory tower. They need to have a voice at the…
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Comedy is unusual people in real situations; farce is real people in unusual situations.
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Censorship, I believe, is the most dangerous enemy to all human communication, and piety of intention is probably the most…
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When critics sit in judgment it is hard to tell where justice leaves off and vengeance begins.
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There is absolutely no inevitability as long as there is the willingness to think.
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The rules are simple. Take your work, but never yourself, seriously. Pour in the love and whatever skill you have,…
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The author O. Henry taught me about the value of the unexpected. He once wrote about the noise of flowers…
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When a young artist asked me for advice on drawing the human foot, I told him, ‘The first thing you…
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Painting does what we cannot do—it brings a three-dimensional world into a two-dimensional plane.
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Every artist has thousands of bad drawings in them and the only way to get rid of them is to…
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If you make a fool of yourself in front of a cat, he will sneer at you, if you are…
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More Asleep Quotes
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one of 1,083 quotes in that category. Here are a few more:
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To get rich, you have to be making money while you're asleep.
— David Bailey
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I've stopped drinking, but only while I'm asleep.
— George Best
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O Death, rock me asleep, bring me to quiet rest, let pass my weary guiltless ghost out of my careful…
— Anne Boleyn
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I'm really good at sleeping on planes. I mean, I smell jet fuel and I'm out; I'm asleep for takeoff.
— Anthony Bourdain
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Always kiss your children goodnight, even if they're already asleep.
— H. Jackson Brown, Jr.
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So, fall asleep love, loved by me... for I know love, I am loved by thee.
— Robert Browning
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Remember, you must not sleep at the Seder. If you do, Elijah the Prophet will come with a bag on…
— Sholom Aleichem
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Great performers are preparing and practicing for a winning day while everyone else is still asleep.
— Robin Sharma
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I'm at the age where I want two girls. In case I fall asleep they will have someone to talk…
— Rodney Dangerfield
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And if I do fall asleep, Marla has to keep track of Tyler. Where he goes. What he does. So…
— Chuck Palahniuk
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Sometimes I sit up late with my thoughts, reluctant to fall asleep and leave my thoughts alone by themselves.
— Robert Breault
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I learned three important things in college-to use a library, to memorize quickly and visually, to drop asleep at any…
— Agnes de Mille
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