Life Quote by Christina Elle Download Open image ““Life was too short for weak orgasms and lousy lays.”” — Christina Elle ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.6 out of 5 (4 ratings) Copy quoteShare Life Romance-book-quotes
“Life is still a pathetic ruse: either too painful or too short. You pick.” — John Kaag Copy Share Image
“Life is too short, or too long, for me to allot myself the luxury of living it so badly.” — Paulo Coelho Copy Share Image
“How short life would be if certain unpleasant moments didn't make it feel endless!” — Silvina Ocampo Copy Share Image
“It's been so long, i'm afraid to get laid now! I got so much internal pressure built up that i'd probably blow a hole… — Warren Ellis Copy Share Image
“Oh, yes, poor little me. Had to have sex with the two most beautiful men on the planet in the same night. It was… — Tiffany Reisz Copy Share Image
“Sex doesn't satisfy for a lifetime, the more you have it, the more you want it. And the more you have it, the more… — Michael Bassey Johnson Copy Share Image
“E.L. James. Best damn author of our time, if you ask me. She really nailed it with that tampon scene. Pure enlightenment.” — Christina Elle Copy Share Image
“That's a woman's greatest opportunity. Corner a man when he's got a hard-on, and he'll tell you anything you want. He can't help it.” — Christina Elle Copy Share Image
“Seems like you really needed that roll in the hay, huh? Sorry I couldn't help you out, sweetheart. But I don't sleep with women… — Christina Elle Copy Share Image
Of all the people who have affected my life and influenced the choices I've made, none has been more important than my father. I… — Teddy Atlas Copy Share Image
What sets worlds in motion is the interplay of differences, their attractions and repulsions. Life is plurality, death is uniformity. By suppressing differences and… — Octavio Paz Copy Share Image
Life works most perfectly when a reciprocal love relationship is in place between man and God. — Beth Moore Copy Share Image
I value the experiences that come with life too much to sit by and not put my full effort into them. — Jim Miller Copy Share Image
Entertainment is a sacred pursuit when done well. When done well, it raises the quality of human life. — Michael Chabon Copy Share Image
“I've spent much of my life calling my intuition "something wrong with me.” — Deanna L. Lawlis Copy Share Image
When you do things they're absolutely right at that time for you and it can always teach you something about yourself. You can take… — Kym Marsh Copy Share Image
The only people who think the Internet is a calamity are people whose lives have been hurt by it; the only people who insist… — Chuck Klosterman Copy Share Image
The one thing that I keep learning over and over again is that I don't know nothing. I mean, that's my life lesson. — Dwayne Johnson Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
