Quote by Charles Stross

“Plucking your hair and collecting your snot and nail clippings is one thing, but hacking off a finger to make a damned puppet is…

— Michael R. Fletcher

“I love occasional spontaneity, but most things require planning. Hair, for instance.”

— John Evan Garvey

Donald Trump can't come up with a hairstyle that looks human, how can he come up with a plan to defeat ISIS.

— Cher

“The person who doesn't scatter the morning dew will not comb grey hairs”

— Hunter S. Thompson

“Somehow I thought I had it all figured out, thought that I could predict everyone’s moves. I drew the puppet strings and laid preemptive…

— Zoe McKnight

“...someone ought to invent a tool, a kind of plane to shave the lies away from stories and deception away from memories. I'm a…

— Saša Stanišić

“If you’ve harmed one hair on Nick’s head, I’m going to send you to hell so fast that Satan won’t have time to stamp…

— Stephen Osborne

“any man over forty who deliberately combs his hair forward in a child’s fringe has something suspect about him,”

— William Boyd

“I rode toward Rudolfo Maldonado's house, planning to murder him before he got his morning shave.”

— Nancy E. Turner

“Too bad you need both hands for crawling," I said. "We could use some sunshine in here." "Next time, I'll be sure to ask…

— Kelly Meding

“Only a teen girl would be afraid of an evil hairstylist.”

— Simon Holt

“Going bald is a mohawk-having man’s worst nightmare.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana