Behavior Quote by Cesar Millan

Dogs are like their owners. If you get an uptight owner, you have an uptight dog. If you have an assertive owner, half drunk…

— James R. Heath

It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the dog's owner - and the distance you are from…

— Demetri Martin

Dogs who chase cars evidently see them as large, unruly ungulates badly in need of discipline and shepherding.

— Elizabeth Marshall Thomas

It's not a gender thing. You can pick anyone off the street and it depends on his or her own character how they can…

— Susie Wolff

I would rather have a man dog then a women dog because they do not bear like women dogs, it is a hard case…

— Marjorie Fleming

A dog, I will maintain, is a very tolerable judge of beauty, as appears from the fact that any liberally educated dog does, in…

— Anonymous

The biggest mistake people make is assuming that their dogs think like little humans, and that they can negotiate behavior with them, but it…

— Cesar Millan

It seems like all the good looking people have smaller dogs these days. Especially for the women, because they always come in with their…

— Elizabeth Perkins

Getting a dog is like getting married. It teaches you to be less self-centered, to accept sudden surprising outbursts of affection, and not be…

— Anonymous

Dogs love to go for rides. A dog will happily get into any vehicle going anywhere.

— Dave Barry

There is something about the human condition. I don't think dogs are like "If only I was a poodle instead of a golden retriever,…

— Michael Ian Black

“In the past, when dogs’ functions were mostly rural, it was accepted that they were intrinsically messy and needed to be managed on their…

— John Bradshaw