Zombie Quotes

265 Zombie quotes by 168 unique authors

What Hamlet suffers from is a lack of zombies. Let us say Rosencrantz and Guildenstern show upâ€”Ho-HO! Now youâ€™ve got something that stirs the, um,… — Libba Bray
You are working up to Mr. Fantastic Fiction levels of Zombie Expert, which is like playing Guitar Hero on some level that actually melts the… — Libba Bray
Larry's zombie bag was a nearly virulent green with Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles on it. I was almost afraid to ask what his vampire bag… — Laurell K. Hamilton
This is the part in the movie where that guy says, "Zombies? What zombies?" just before they eat his brains. I don't want to be… — Holly Black
Don't stop there. I suppose there are also, what, vampires and werewolves and zombies?" "Of course there are. Although you mostly find zombies farther south,… — Cassandra Clare
You'd be surprised how many people in the modern age no longer fear zombies as much as teletubies. — Sherrilyn Kenyon
First you have nothing, and then, astonishingly, after ripping out your brain and your heart and betraying your friends and ex-lovers and dreaming like a… — T.C. Boyle
I love zombies. If any monster could Riverdance, it would be zombies. — Craig Ferguson
We tilt our heads back and open wide. The snow drifts into our zombie mouths crawling with grease and curses and tobacco flakes and cavities… — Laurie Halse Anderson
Zombies smell worse than anything you can imagine if you havenâ€™t been hunting things on the dark side of the world. Itâ€™s a ripe, gassy… — Lilith Saintcrow
Hello, Officer? Can you help me? My dad got turned into a zombie. You know, weâ€™ve been travelling around getting rid of things that arenâ€™t… — Lilith Saintcrow
There was something about clowns that was worse than zombies. (Or maybe something that was the same. When you see a zombie, you want to… — Kelly Link
What this movie needs is more brain eating zombies. — Christopher Moore
Kayso, it turns out that driving an actual car is way harder than it is in 'Grand Theft Auto: Zombie Hooker Smackdown. — Christopher Moore
You mean Teletubbies? (Berith) The fact that you know what theyâ€™re called, Berith, truly scares me. (Jericho) As a demon of torture, it behooves me… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
Man, first Iâ€™m shot, now Iâ€™m going to be a frigginâ€™ zombie. At this rate, Iâ€™ll never live to have my first date or a… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
Are you sure I canâ€™t catch it? (Nick) Iâ€™m positive. Believe me, I know my zombies. (Bubba) (Nick scoffed.) â€˜Is it just me or is… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
What is that smell? (Nick) (It was like three-day-old cat vomit mixed with rotten asparagus.) Duck urine. It keeps the zombies from thinking Iâ€™m human.… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
What are you? (Nick) Completely perplexed. You remember everything that happened. (Acheron) Yeah. Duh. Not like youâ€™re going to forget the killer zombie stalkers and… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
I donâ€™t know who has it, but apparently other people have been playing it which is why we have zombies cropping up all over the… — Sherrilyn Kenyon

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