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• On the New England Patriots losing the Super Bowl after going 18-0: We set high expectations, now we go down as 18-1,… — Unknown Author
• I have more zits now than I did as a teenager. Stress zits. — Tiffani Thiessen
• Zits are beauty marks. — Kurt Cobain
• I was using the word awesomeness while you were still in high school, popping zits. — Edge
• I remember once acting really cool on a bus with this girl named Stephanie. When I got home, I realized that I… — John Cusack
• Editing yourself is like an irksome coin toss. You've got to strip yourself of super ego and operate from the id. Maybe… — Vera Farmiga
• I don't mean to change the subject or anything, but have you tried concealer on that zit?" Cynthia Lotte - Hot Six — Janet Evanovich
• Thinking, not for the first time, that life should come with a trapdoor. Just a little exit hatch you could disappear through… — Michele Jaffe
• Normally if I met a guy who was unemployed and illiterate who hadn't bathed in a couple of weeks, I'd be standing… — Christopher Moore
• So I was ugly. I was never fat, really, and I never wore headgear or had zits or anything. But I was… — John Green
• I would not trade any of these features for anybody else’s. I wouldn’t trade the small thin-lipped mouth that makes me resemble… — Tina Fey
• It's true. somewhere inside us we are all the ages we have ever been. We're the 3 year old who got bit… — Jonathan Tropper

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