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- On the New England Patriots losing the Super Bowl after going 18-0: We set high expectations, now we go down as 18-1,… — Unknown Author
- I remember once acting really cool on a bus with this girl named Stephanie. When I got home, I realized that I… — John Cusack
- Editing yourself is like an irksome coin toss. You've got to strip yourself of super ego and operate from the id. Maybe… — Vera Farmiga
- I don't mean to change the subject or anything, but have you tried concealer on that zit?" Cynthia Lotte - Hot Six — Janet Evanovich
- Thinking, not for the first time, that life should come with a trapdoor. Just a little exit hatch you could disappear through… — Michele Jaffe
- Normally if I met a guy who was unemployed and illiterate who hadn't bathed in a couple of weeks, I'd be standing… — Christopher Moore
- I would not trade any of these features for anybody else’s. I wouldn’t trade the small thin-lipped mouth that makes me resemble… — Tina Fey
- On my proactive shit, pop that pussy like a zit — Ronde Dawson
- Was trying to show Eva Mendez my zit and she thought I was telling her to kiss me. Hmm I need to… — Jenny McCarthy