Zipper Quotes

30 quotes by 28 authors

Calvin): People think it must be fun to be a super genius, but they don't realize how hard it is to put up with all… — Bill Watterson
Sometimes the thing that brings us together also pulls us apart. Sort of like a zipper. — Jarod Kintz
But inside, I'm going, 'Oh my God, is my zipper up? Do I have a booger in my nose?' That's my inner monologue. — Leah Remini
I got into an argument with a girlfriend inside of a tent. That's a bad place for an argument, because then I tried to walk… — Mitch Hedberg
I was totally picked on, but look at me now! I was definitely picked on by boys and girls. I was really lanky and skinny… — Krysten Ritter
In front of evry great mahn there z a woman lookin at hiz zipper! — Rasco
Well yes, the man wears the pants in the relationship. But remember, the woman controls the zipper. — Nishan Panwar
My cock got caught in my zipper today....at least that's what I'm telling my wife when she sees the teeth marks on it. — Nikhil Saluja
If my zipper is down, that's my problem, you didn't see anything! — Nikhil Saluja
If its not your zipper, it's not your problem. — Nikhil Saluja

Who Wrote These Zipper Quotes

28 authors contributed a total of 30 Zipper Quotes, led by these top contributors: