Zipper Quotes

30 Zipper quotes by 28 unique authors

First you forget names, then you forget faces. Next you forget to pull your zipper up and finally, you forget to pull it down. — George Burns
Isn't your pants' zipper supposed to be in the front? — Thomas Hobbes
Zippers are primal and modern at the very same time. On the one hand, your zipper is primitive and reptilian, on the other, mechanical and… — Tom Robbins
Fingers interlocked like a beautiful accordion of flesh or a zipper of prayer — Sarah Kay
Nobody notices it when your zipper is up, but everyone notices when it's down. — Cynthia Lewis
I don't want to see the zipper in the back of the monster suit. Like everybody else who goes to the movies, I want to… — Eric Stoltz
I once stood in the middle of New York city watching my name go round the electronic zipper sign in Times Square and I felt… — Simon Armitage
If zipper catches skin, I'll know I had it out when I should a kept it in. — Alice Cooper
The only exercise I got as a kid was fork to mouth. Food was equated with love in my household. I thought you left the… — Paul Stanley
Ill buy an old jacket and attach gold buttons and a couple royal patches. Or Ill find an old busted sweatshirt, tear out the zipper,… — Theophilus London
I once heard two ladies going on and on about the pains of childbirth and how men don't seem to know what real pain is.… — Emo Philips
The zipper opened all the way down our spines. — Jeffrey Eugenides
The gun made a ripping sound like the opening of a zipper on the fly of God Almighty. — Kurt Vonnegut
You’re here.” “I am.” Jason boldly took in the way she looked. “I take it you don’t often wear that dress in court.” “Probably not… — Julie James
I've no time for broads who want to rule the world alone. Without men, who'd do up the zipper on the back of your dress? — Mae West
Then you will simply have to see for yourself. Touch me, lass. Feel my ...sock." His silver gaze sizzled with challenge, as he unzipped his… — Karen Marie Moning
The zipper displaces the button and a man lacks just that much time to think while dressing at dawn, a philosophical hour, and thus a… — Ray Bradbury
I think, as most of us do, I put such high expectations on myself that this spills over onto other people. And not everyone is… — Kristin Armstrong
I had a disc giving me a lot of trouble, and I had four surgeries. Then I had a staph infection, so they had to… — Steve Wynn
First you forget names, then you forget faces, then you forget to pull your zipper up, then you forget to pull your zipper down. — Unknown Author
Calvin): People think it must be fun to be a super genius, but they don't realize how hard it is to put up with all… — Bill Watterson
Sometimes the thing that brings us together also pulls us apart. Sort of like a zipper. — Jarod Kintz
But inside, I'm going, 'Oh my God, is my zipper up? Do I have a booger in my nose?' That's my inner monologue. — Leah Remini
I got into an argument with a girlfriend inside of a tent. That's a bad place for an argument, because then I tried to walk… — Mitch Hedberg
I was totally picked on, but look at me now! I was definitely picked on by boys and girls. I was really lanky and skinny… — Krysten Ritter

Who Wrote These Zipper Quotes

28 authors contributed a total of 30 Zipper Quotes, led by these top contributors: