Zipper Quotes

30 quotes by 28 authors

• First you forget names, then you forget faces. Next you forget to pull your zipper up and finally, you forget to pull it down. — George Burns
• Isn't your pants' zipper supposed to be in the front? — Thomas Hobbes
• Zippers are primal and modern at the very same time. On the one hand, your zipper is primitive and reptilian, on the other, mechanical and… — Tom Robbins
• Fingers interlocked like a beautiful accordion of flesh or a zipper of prayer — Sarah Kay
• Nobody notices it when your zipper is up, but everyone notices when it's down. — Cynthia Lewis
• I don't want to see the zipper in the back of the monster suit. Like everybody else who goes to the movies, I want to… — Eric Stoltz
• I once stood in the middle of New York city watching my name go round the electronic zipper sign in Times Square and I felt… — Simon Armitage
• If zipper catches skin, I'll know I had it out when I should a kept it in. — Alice Cooper
• The only exercise I got as a kid was fork to mouth. Food was equated with love in my household. I thought you left the… — Paul Stanley
• Ill buy an old jacket and attach gold buttons and a couple royal patches. Or Ill find an old busted sweatshirt, tear out the zipper,… — Theophilus London
• I once heard two ladies going on and on about the pains of childbirth and how men don't seem to know what real pain is.… — Emo Philips
• The zipper opened all the way down our spines. — Jeffrey Eugenides
• The gun made a ripping sound like the opening of a zipper on the fly of God Almighty. — Kurt Vonnegut
• You’re here.” “I am.” Jason boldly took in the way she looked. “I take it you don’t often wear that dress in court.” “Probably not… — Julie James
• I've no time for broads who want to rule the world alone. Without men, who'd do up the zipper on the back of your dress? — Mae West
• Then you will simply have to see for yourself. Touch me, lass. Feel my ...sock." His silver gaze sizzled with challenge, as he unzipped his… — Karen Marie Moning
• The zipper displaces the button and a man lacks just that much time to think while dressing at dawn, a philosophical hour, and thus a… — Ray Bradbury
• I think, as most of us do, I put such high expectations on myself that this spills over onto other people. And not everyone is… — Kristin Armstrong
• I had a disc giving me a lot of trouble, and I had four surgeries. Then I had a staph infection, so they had to… — Steve Wynn
• First you forget names, then you forget faces, then you forget to pull your zipper up, then you forget to pull your zipper down. — Leo Rosenberg

Who Wrote These Zipper Quotes

28 authors contributed a total of 30 Zipper Quotes, led by these top contributors:

• 3 Zipper Quotes by Nikhil Saluja
• 1 Zipper Quote by Julie James
• 1 Zipper Quote by Mae West
• 1 Zipper Quote by Karen Marie Moning
• 1 Zipper Quote by Ray Bradbury
• 1 Zipper Quote by Kristin Armstrong
• 1 Zipper Quote by Steve Wynn
• 1 Zipper Quote by Leo Rosenberg
• 1 Zipper Quote by Bill Waterson
• 1 Zipper Quote by Jarod Kintz
• 1 Zipper Quote by Leah Remini
• 1 Zipper Quote by Mitch Hedberg
• 1 Zipper Quote by Krysten Ritter
• 1 Zipper Quote by Rasco
• 1 Zipper Quote by Nishan Panwar
• 1 Zipper Quote by George Burns
• 1 Zipper Quote by Thomas Hobbes
• 1 Zipper Quote by Tom Robbins
• 1 Zipper Quote by Sarah Kay
• 1 Zipper Quote by Cynthia Lewis
• 1 Zipper Quote by Eric Stoltz
• 1 Zipper Quote by Simon Armitage
• 1 Zipper Quote by Alice Cooper
• 1 Zipper Quote by Paul Stanley
• 1 Zipper Quote by Theophilus London