Your Uncle Quotes

24 Your Uncle quotes by 22 unique authors

You can tell your uncle stuff that you could not tell your dad. That is kind of the role of an uncle. I feel very… — Dusty Baker
Maybe! Maybe! Maybe if your aunt had a beard, she'd be your uncle. — Alvah Bessie
...Senate Doc. # 259. The 65th congress(:)...The coal companies made between 100% and 7,856% on their capital stock during the war (to end all wars,… — Smedley Butler
...The war (WWI) cost your Uncle Sam $52 billion. $39 billion was expended in the actual war period. This expenditure yielded $16 billion in profits. — Smedley Butler
Put yourself in Hamlet's shoes. Suppose you were a prince, and you came back from college to discover that your uncle had murdered your father… — Art Buchwald
Well, I can't (sing or dance). Actually, I sing like a seal and dance like your Uncle Leo at that wedding where he got up… — Richard Dreyfuss
I thought of all the different kinds of love in the world. I could think of ten without even trying. The way parents love their… — Carol Rifka Brunt
If you're referring to the incident with the Dragon, I was barely involved. All I did was give your uncle a little nudge out of… — J.R.R. Tolkien
Your uncle," Poseidon sighed, "has always had a flair for dramatic exits. I think he would've done well as the god of theater. — Rick Riordan
You can't make a head and brains out of a brass knob with nothing in it. You couldn't do it when your uncle George was… — Charles Dickens
Dad told Uncle Seth not to screw things up,” she informed me as we washed our hands. “He said even if Uncle Seth is famous,… — Richelle Mead
That might work," I said. "I'm good at faking it." This led to a couple moments of uncomfortable silence from both of us. "You didn't… — Janet Evanovich
Men!" "At least we don't fake it." "Listen, it was your uncle. And we were late, remember? So I made the sacrifice and got us… — Janet Evanovich
Does your uncle need anything? A coffee? A latte?” “He needs someone to bear his illegitimate child if you’re interested — Darynda Jones
Do you really want to know why you lost?” I asked. “Do you really have an answer?” he countered. “You need to get off your… — Maria V. Snyder
My dear dead mother wanted me to go into an honorable trade, like grave robbing. Would I listen? No. Be an assassin, like your uncle… — Raymond E. Feist
He isn’t so much flirting,” Cerise murmured. “Either he doesn’t like me or he doesn’t know how.” “Of course he likes you. You’re lovely. He… — Ilona Andrews
Do you enjoy holidays with your family? I don't mean your mom and dad family, but your uncle and aunt and cousin family? Personally, I… — Stephen Chbosky
Let me get it straight. Your father was king. You were his only son. Your father dies. You are of age. Your uncle becomes king."… — Tom Stoppard
Hiya kids. Here is an important message from your Uncle Bill. Don't buy drugs. Become a pop star, and they give you them for free. — Unknown Author
I have something here for you. Your father wanted you to have this when you were old enough, but your uncle wouldn't allow it. He… — Alec Guinness
I'm your uncle, your grandfather, your step-father, your mentor, I am that father figure, but not your birth father. While I will never be your… — Eugene Nathaniel Butler
But met this knucklehead, thought he want a order, Came and asked me stop pitching to his daughter, Tell me it's the man, can't be,… — Camron
We would said to people, you know, you've been living here for 40 years, for 50 years. Your street is not paved. You have a… — John Lewis

Who Wrote These Your Uncle Quotes

22 authors contributed a total of 24 Your Uncle Quotes as follows: