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- She'll really tell me [what she thinks]. Like today I'm wearing brown suede pants, and she said, 'I don't like your pants.'… — Katie Holmes
- Isn't your pants' zipper supposed to be in the front? — Thomas Hobbes
- It's the most exciting thing you have ever done with your pants on! — Stephen Coonts
- Happiness is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warmth. — Jon Foreman
- The reason I want you to put a shirt on is, well, because, um..." "You've never seen a guy with his shirt… — Simone Elkeles
- Never take a job where winter winds can blow up your pants — Geraldo Rivera
- A day without newspapers is like walking around without your pants on. — Jerry Coleman
- An acid is like a woman: a good one will eat through your pants. — Mel Gibson