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Sweetie, if you opened a book more times than you opened your legs,you might actually get somewhere in life. — Nikhil Saluja
Rumours? Well at least you're spreading something else besides your legs. — Nikhil Saluja
Note to self: do NOT apply body moisturizer on your legs if you are going to be wearing leather pants that day. — Nicky Hilton
Roses are red grass is greener when I think of you I touch my wiener. Roses are red lemons are sour spread your legs and… — Amit Verma
Son: Dad, What's Between Mom's Legs ? Dad: Paradise. Son: What's Between Your Legs ? Dad: The Key For Paradise. Son: Piece Of Advice Dad,… — Ali Bassam
Ladies: Saying no to dessert is like saying no to a handsome man who's climbed between your legs. — Nikhil Saluja

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