Best Your Desk Quotes

50 Your Desk quotes by 49 unique authors

Rosie get off your desk, and please put your beard away. — Louise Rennison
You can't stand clutter, and you have an obsession with orderliness. The furniture in here is centered exactly on the walls; the files on your… — Judith McNaught
It starts with this: put your desk in the corner, and every time you sit down there to write, remind yourself why it isn't in… — Stephen King
Why do I always feel like you're trying to staple my umbilical cord to the corner of your desk? — James Lee Burke
We're out of time, Payton. You said it yourself: the only way we'll make it is for us to go into this together. I know… — Julie James
We are always waiting for the perfect brief from the perfect client. It almost never happens [...] Whatever is on your desk right now, that's… — Paul Arden
Failure is easy to measure. Failure is an event.Harder to measure is insignificance. A nonevent. Insignificance creeps, it dawns, it gives you hope, then delusion,… — Charles Yu
I was having the surreal experience of having myself show myself around my office and bullpen.” “Oh! My desk. I could’ve sat at my desk.… — Nora Roberts
If I didn't have my parents to think about I'd have given in my notice a long time ago, I'd have gone up to the… — Franz Kafka
Sherlock: You're keeping a SCRAPBOOK. Only old ladies and pre-pubescent girls keep scrapbooks, John. John: It's not a scrapbook, Sherlock. I'm collecting papers relevant to… — Guy Adams
Forgive, I hope you won't be upset, but when I was a boy I used to look up and see you behind your desk, so… — Ray Bradbury
How wonderful it is to be able to write someone a letter! To feel like conveying your thoughts to a person, to sit at your… — Haruki Murakami
I learned to produce whether I wanted to or not. It would be easy to say oh, I have writer's block, oh, I have to… — Barbara Kingsolver
When you write non-fiction, you sit down at your desk with a pile of notebooks, newspaper clippings, and books and you research and put a… — Janine di Giovanni
If you get hungry mid-day, a banana is the best snack at your desk, after a workout, or in between classes. Fruit is a very… — Marcus Samuelsson
Learning something new is a fabulous way to be refreshed. When work can grind you down, something about learning a new activity thrills the soul.… — John Ortberg
Suppose you were working at your job one day, and you made a little mistake. Then all of a sudden a red light went on… — Jacques Plante
I was a news reporter for 16 years, seven of them a foreign correspondent in the Middle East, Africa and the Balkans. Perhaps the most… — Geraldine Brooks
Closing all the internet windows by the time your boss gets to your desk is like getting the keys into the door before the killer… — Valdovinoz1015
I hate teachers that think they are smart.... Can I go to the bathroom...? I don't know can you? Girl I will crap on your… — Serenity Karma
I just learned this sub-teaching. . . Teacher (math problem): If you had five apples on your desk and the boy next to you took… — Rick Sutter
If you were to climb up on your desk, walk around behind your monitor and lean way over so you could see the screen, you'd… — John Langdon
I'm sorry I asked you out. I was drunk. I was at Tric and Haley gave this carpe diem speech...the kind that makes you want… — Mouth McFadden
TEACHER: If you had five apples on your desk & the Boy next to you took three, what would you have?...STUDENT: A Fight. — Olubayo Adebiyi
It helps to be reminded of positive thoughts and positive attitudes. Get a small book of positive, inspirational thoughts and keep it by your desk.… — Nate

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