Best Your Boss Sayings

71 Your Boss quotes by 60 unique authors

Nothing is as embarrassing as watching your boss do something you assured him couldn't be done. — Earl Wilson
I don't know why people think that somehow the First Amendment applies to network television. It doesn't. It's like the way free speech doesn't apply… — Jon Stewart
Hi. I've been thinking about what you said earlier, and I get it. I wouldn't want to date you if you were sleeping with your… — Mouth McFadden
We talk about your work how your boss is a jerk. — Toby Keith
I do believe Marsellus Wallace, my husband, your boss, told you to take ME out and do WHATEVER I WANTED. Now I wanna dance, I… — Pulp Fiction
Always be nice to nerds they may one day become your boss — Stacie
The awkward/scary moment when your computer screen freezes on an embarrassing website and your boss happens to be right behind you!.. — Kyrachelsea
Listen to your boss Jonah, there's a good boy. Otherwise I'll put a hole in your hillbilly head and watch your tiny brain drain out. — John Marston
If you think your boss is stupid. Remember You would not get the job. If he was smarter. — Unknown Author
If your boss is getting you down, look at him through the prongs of a fork and imagine him in jail. — Badbitch
Or get a huge pimple on your nose,you could forget your date's name,or have an embarrassing photography published,you might get dumped,divorced,or fired,make a fool of… — Jeremy G
A moment ..that you want to slap your boss!!!! grrrrr!!! — Admin Darkangel
Welcome to my little sanctuary you've been looking so good all day and you really got a nigga pretty anxious baby better call your boss… — Trey Songz
There is an awkward moment when your boss friends your girlfriend on facebook that = creep or creeping. — Kevin McCarty
A boy is a magical creature you can lock him out of your workshop, but you can't lock him out of your heart. You can… — Ritu Ghatourey
If your boss says I appreciate what youre saying, you're about to get fired — Nikhil Saluja

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