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16302 Your quotes by 7750 unique authors
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I'm a farmer now, and it's fantastic. My goal is to be totally self-sufficient and grow everything that I eat. There's something about earning your…
— Roseanne Barr
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Do you believe in fairies? Say quick that you believe. If you believe, clap your hands!
— James M. Barrie
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A psychiatrist asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing.
— Joey Adams
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Never ascribe to an opponent motives meaner than your own.
— James M. Barrie
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I want to feel passion, I want to feel pain. I want to weep at the sound of your name. Come make me laugh, come…
— Joey Lauren Adams
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It is a scientific fact that your body will not absorb cholesterol if you take it from another person's plate.
— Dave Barry
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Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car, in case the need should arise for them to bark violently…
— Dave Barry
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To better understand why you need a personal computer, let's take a look at the pathetic mess you call your life.
— Dave Barry
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Have you noticed that whatever sport you're trying to learn, some earnest person is always telling you to keep your knees bent?
— Dave Barry
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The information encoded in your DNA determines your unique biological characteristics, such as sex, eye color, age and Social Security number.
— Dave Barry
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Violence and smut are of course everywhere on the airwaves. You cannot turn on your television without seeing them, although sometimes you have to hunt…
— Dave Barry
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If it is your time, love will track you down like a cruise missile.
— Lynda Barry
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Remember how you used to be able to feel your bed breathing and the walls spinning when you were a kid?
— Lynda Barry
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Life is very interesting... in the end, some of your greatest pains, become your greatest strengths.
— Drew Barrymore
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You can't live your life blaming your failures on your parents and what they did or didn't do for you. You're dealt the cards that…
— Drew Barrymore
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I never regret anything. Because every little detail of your life is what made you into who you are in the end.
— Drew Barrymore
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Whether you're throwing up or breaking up, you want your girlfriend right there! I don't trust women who don't go to their girlfriends.
— Drew Barrymore
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At 35, I'm definitely starting to feel more like a grown-up than I ever have. There's nothing in my life that is childish or whimsical.…
— Drew Barrymore
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It's the worst when you're kissing someone who's not a good kisser, and you're trying to make it look good, but you feel like you're…
— Drew Barrymore
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I feel like some of my baby fat is going away, and that's not just physically, it's psychologically. I think that your body is in…
— Drew Barrymore
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You must learn day by day, year by year to broaden your horizon. The more things you love, the more you are interested in, the…
— Ethel Barrymore
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When life knocks you to your knees, and it will, why, get up! If it knocks you to your knees again, as it will, well,…
— Ethel Barrymore
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I've read some of your modern free verse and wonder who set it free.
— John Barrymore
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I have accepted a seat in the House of Representatives, and thereby have consented to my own ruin, to your ruin, and to the ruin…
— John Adams
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Posterity! You will never know how much it cost the present generation to preserve your freedom! I hope you will make a good use of…
— John Adams
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