Best You Sir Quotes

44 You Sir quotes by 34 unique authors

Yes, sir, thank you, sir, and I wouldn’t trust me one little inch, sir. I knows a bad one when I sees them. I have… — Terry Pratchett
I admired the English immensely for all that they had endured, and they were certainly honorable, and stopped their cars for pedestrians, and called you… — Julia Child
You, sir, are the most phantom-like of all; you are a mere dream — Charlotte Bronte
That hat looks ridiculous.” “Fortunately, I can change hats,” Wayne said, “while you, sir, are stuck with that face. — Brandon Sanderson
What wasdat, sir? What wazzat sir? What wassat, sir?” “Wayne, what are you babbling about?” Waxillium asked. “Practicing my pretzel guy,” Wayne said. “He had… — Brandon Sanderson
Commander, I always used to consider that you had a definite anti-authoritarian streak in you.” “Sir?” “It seems that you have managed to retain this… — Terry Pratchett
You, sir, are a ray of sunshine. -Percy Jackson — Rick Riordan
My dear fellow," he continued more soberly, "If you have managed to complicate things by forming a sentimental attachment in less than a week, then… — Frances Hardinge
I tell you, sir, the only safeguard of order and discipline in the modern world is a standardized worker with interchangeable parts. That would solve… — Jean Giraudoux
Vlad??? VLAD!!!! GET AWAY FROM MY COMPUTER!!!!! NO!!! THIS MUST BE SAID!!! THEY MUST KNOW!!!! My friend, surely they are not ready.... I DON'T CARE!!!… — Eric Nickel
Sir Eric watches, Awe-struck, As he, we, the Phoenix, Escaping the flames, Reborn, Rises into the sky. A arrow, Perfect shot, And the Phoenix, Falls,… — Eric Nickel
YOU, sir, got me weepin like a baby. — Broken Soul
Well it's nice to, meet you sir, I guess I'll go I best be on my way out, — Paramore
Just wishing I could do the job for you, sir. I'd give her a HA! And a HI-YA! And then a OUU-WA! And I'd kick… — Unknown Author
I'm starting a new chapter, and in case you haven't heard, you sir are not in it. — Hayden Brooke
Then this would make me Stephen Colbert's stiesr. Hhhmmm Wouldn't I have even the vaguest memories of this? If true I must attest that you,… — Unknown Author
Alonzo. What, all so soon asleep! I wish mine eyes Would, with themselves, shut up my thoughts. I find They are inclined to do so.Sebastian.… — William Shakespeare
You sir,your very attractive. therefore,i shall stare at you. — Zaynab
Nick,Nick,Nick, eh ... What can I say ? Excuse me, but you're a little shit. It Must Be Fucking Awesome For You, Being An Expert… — Leila

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