You Might Be A Redneck If Quotes
- You might be a redneck if... your high school basketball game got rained out. — Jeff Foxworthy
- You might be a redneck if...the most serious loss from the earthquake was your Conway Twitty record collection. — Jeff Foxworthy
- You might be a redneck if...you bought a VCR so you could tape wrestling while you are at work. — Jeff Foxworthy
- You might be a redneck if...you think that John Deere Green, Ford Blue, and Primer Gray are the three of the primary colors. — Jeff Foxworthy
- You might be a redneck if...you've been on TV more than times describing the sound of a tornado. — Jeff Foxworthy
- You might be a redneck if...your belt buckle weighs more than three pounds. — Jeff Foxworthy
- You might be a redneck if...Your only condiment on the dining room table is the economy size bottle of ketchup. — Jeff Foxworthy
- You might be a redneck if... the blue book value of your truck goes up and down depending on how much gas it has in… — Jeff Foxworthy
- You might be a redneck if your dogs name is Miller Light — Jeff Foxworthy