Best You Know Why Sayings
254 You Know Why quotes by 209 unique authors
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What if we choose to eradicate ourselves from this Earth by whatever means? The Earth goes nowhere. And in time, it will regenerate. There may…
— Oren Lyons
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Lawyers enjoy a little mystery, you know. Why, if everybody came forward and told the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth straight…
— Dorothy L. Sayers
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How many times... have you encountered the saying, 'When the student is ready, the Master speaks?' Do you know why that is true? The door…
— Robert Anton Wilson
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I always feel happy, you know why? Because I don’t expect anything from anyone. Expectations always hurt. Life is short, so love your life, be…
— William Shakespeare
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Am I proud of being straight? No. You know why? Because if I start acting proud, that's going to make me seem kind of gay.
— Stephen Colbert
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You know why I fear people's judgment? Because I know they're judging. I know they are.
— Kate Winslet
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We had a majority in 1990, 1994, 1996, we lost it every time. You know why? Because we compromised... We don't need a majority. We…
— Matt Shea
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I have never gone out of fashion. And do you know why? Because I never sought it. When you don't seek it, it's always with…
— Bonnie Tyler
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I don't want marriage. You know why? Because I did that. I did it for 32 years.
— Lynn Redgrave
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Yes, I'm going to be the President of the United States. You know why? You think you can get chicks by being in the movies?…
— Ben Affleck
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You know why fish are so thin? They eat fish.
— Jerry Seinfeld
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Today, people can say anything they want. Suddenly it gets in the rumor mill and then it evolves and then somehow it becomes fact and…
— Tom Cruise
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The first thing that Shaytan (Satan) will try to do is get you to stop praying. You know why? Because he has to kill the…
— Nouman Ali Khan
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Maybe you know why a child can reject a hot dog with mustard served on a soft bun at home, yet eat six of them…
— Erma Bombeck
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How come when it's us, it's an abortion, and when it's a chicken, it's an omelet? Are we so much better than chickens all of…
— George Carlin
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A woman at the Limited once asked me, 'Why do you work?' She said, 'You made a lot of money as a young man, so…
— Les Wexner
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There is a bit of a movement as far as younger people in country music. That is cool because people are saying things like, 'I…
— Hunter Hayes
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Do you know why people like violence? It is because it feels good. Humans find violence deeply satisfying. But remove the satisfaction, and the act…
— Alan Turing
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Do you know why the Lord withheld the sense of humor from women? So that we may love you instead of laugh at you.
— Mrs. Patrick Campbell
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Don't ever take a fence down until you know why it was put up.
— Robert Frost
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When you've seen a nude infant doing a backward somersault you know why clothing exists.
— Stephen Fry
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You know why Madison Avenue advertising has never done well in Harlem? We're the only ones who know what it means to be Brand X.
— Dick Gregory
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There is the fear, common to all English-only speakers, that the chief purpose of foreign languages is to make fun of us. Otherwise, you know,…
— Barbara Ehrenreich
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I've had a few arguments with people, but I never carry a grudge. You know why? While you're carrying a grudge, they're out dancing.
— Buddy Hackett
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I will not have Botox. You know why? Because I eat! I eat the fat, I eat the vegetable, I eat everything. If you exercise…
— Salma Hayek
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