Best You Figure Quotes
95 You Figure quotes by 86 unique authors
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Let me get a sip of water here...you figure this stuff is safe to drink? Actually, I don't care, I drink it anyway. You know…
— George Carlin
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Adaptation is a profound process. Means you figure out how to thrive in the world.
— Unknown Author
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A slick way to outfigure a person is to get him figuring you figure he's figuring you're figuring he'll figure you aren't really figuring what…
— Whitey Herzog
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You figure that time could heal all wounds, but some people just really hold a crazy grudge.
— Steven Adler
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One day in the shower, you figure it out. It's a special day in a man's life. I was like, 'Oh, I found me a…
— Adam Ferrara
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If you figure a way to live without serving a master, any master, then let the rest of us know, will you? For you'd be…
— Paul Thomas Anderson
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The biggest problem is getting beyond the "you can't" syndrome. The moment you figure that out, you're on your way to flying. Anyone who cannot…
— Bill Drayton
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When the right one comes along, you figure it out. You move mountains, you change your life and you do whatever it takes to keep…
— Jay Crownover
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Right now at the announce table we've got two kings and a queen, I'll let you figure out who's who.
— CM Punk
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Which, the first meeting with anybody is, you know, everybody is on their best behavior. It's only after you get to know them for a…
— Arthur Rock
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I think you figure out how to be funny by necessity. It's not a natural thing, being funny in the face of tragedy is kind…
— Downtown Julie Brown
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The quickest way to defuse fear or insecurity or anger is usually humor. I think comics figure that out quickly, and, once you figure it…
— Billy Gardell
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Crime cases tend to be fascinating until you figure out what happened.
— Bill James
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When you figure it right down, none of us are in a really essential business but the farmer, and he raises so much that even…
— Will Rogers
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Weddings and funerals are when you figure out who your real friends are.
— Amy Dickinson
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I think you take whatever it is that you would do for free and you figure out the way to do it.
— Dana White
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I think dating is all about role playing, and figuring out what you want and don't want. You figure out more about yourself by meeting…
— Shiri Appleby
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When I was 26, 27 years old I was running a kitchen in New York, and I was a raving lunatic. The older you get,…
— Tom Colicchio
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As a senior in high school, you figure out what you want to do with your life. I asked myself if I wanted to get…
— Macaulay Culkin
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There is no answer to the Pythagorean theorem. Well, there is an answer, but by the time you figure it out, I got 40 points,…
— Shaquille O'Neal
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Once you figure out what respect tastes like, it tastes better than attention. But you have to get there.
— Pink
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Chemistry is a class you take in high school or college, where you figure out two plus two is 10, or something.
— Dennis Rodman
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You know, there's nothing you can do about your public image. It is what it is. I just try to do things honestly. I guess…
— Christopher Walken
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As an athlete, you figure you work your whole life to have what you have, and to be able to show the world what you…
— Ricky Williams
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Close the door. Write with no one looking over your shoulder. Don't try to figure out what other people want to hear from you; figure…
— Barbara Kingsolver
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