York Taxi Quotes
- If he (The New York Taxi Driver) talked to me, he might lose his concentration, which would be very bad because the taxi has some… — Dave Barry
- If only men were like New York taxi-cabs and had a light that they can switch on when they're interested and off when they're not… — Alexandra Potter
- New York Taxi Rules: 1. Driver speaks no English. 2. Driver just got here two days ago from someplace like Segal. 3. Driver hates you. — Dave Barry