Wrote Jesus Quotes
- I set a personal record on Christmas. I got my shopping done three weeks ahead of time. I had all the presents back at my… — Demetri Martin
- I think it's silly for anyone to think you could write under the influence, but if they'd like to think that, I'd like to keep… — Denis Johnson
- I wrapped my Christmas presents early this year, but I used the wrong paper. See, the paper I used said 'Happy Birthday' on it. I… — Demetri Martin