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621 Wrestling quotes by 301 unique authors

Oh, here he comes now, the May West of pro-wrestling. — Roddy Piper
$5,000 means nothing to me! I did about $5,000 worth of damage to that nose of his!! — Unknown Author
Jerry Lawler walks in here with his crown - DA DA DUM - Imperial Margerine - and talks about what he's going to do to… — Roddy Piper
When's the last time you went into a barber shop and saw everyone there unconsious? — Bobby Heenan
He mighta spent a couple years under the arena training young wrestlers... — Roddy Piper
Does the tounge hanging out help his balance? — Roddy Piper
It was my pork chop. But that's ok. I ate his dog food. — Unknown Author
I look real good and feel even better, I make a burlap sack look like a cashmere sweater. — Unknown Author
Ric Flair is out there crying, his nose is running. He's probably drowning from the size of his nose running. — Roddy Piper
He's the only man I know of who can hide his own easter eggs. — Bobby Heenan
I see Sandy Barr got himself a $4 haircut...$1 for each side. — Raven
Aww, whats the problem, gertrude? You mean to tell me that you can't walk into a bar with a $100 bill on your forehead and… — Roddy Piper
He has a lower occipital proturbance! — Gorilla Monsoon
Rowdy Roddy cut his locks; but don't worry woman, he's still a fox. — Roddy Piper
I see you have wavey hair....its waveing goodbye! — Raven
He has a calsium deposit on the medulla oblongota of his brain, but he is a brilliant man. This man has a BA, an MA… — Lou Albano
Thats where he had the word "Goodyear" dermabrased off. — Jim Cornette
To be that man, you've got to beat the man. Woooo! — Ric Flair
Ric Flair, you once called me a woman. Well, what I want to know is, how does it feel to get beat by a woman? — Roddy Piper
Nature Boy, whats that? Do you run around the forest like Euell Gibbons, eating bark or something? — Roddy Piper
Whether you like it or not, learn to love it, because its the best thing going. Wooooo! — Ric Flair
The only thing you deserve is what you earn — Tom Brands
Practice without improvement is meaningless. — Chuck Knox
Repeated actions are stored as habits. If the repeated actions aren't fundamentally sound, then what comes out in a game can't be sound. What comes… — Chuck Knox
Never think of the consequences of failing for you will always think of a negative result. Think only positive thoughts and your mind will gravitate… — Michael Jordan

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