Best Wrestling Sayings
621 Wrestling quotes by 301 unique authors
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Sunny didn't make a fool out of Phineas, God beat her to that.
— Jerry Lawler
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You don't have to yell at me Schiavone. I'm not blind!
— Bobby Heenan
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The last time I saw that crooked stupid smile on your face, I got-a-so mad, but then I realized...that crooked stupid smile is there all…
— Santino Marella
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I happen to be a three-time former WWF Champion and a hardcore legend, and I never had my own dressing room.
— Mick Foley
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Yeah, that's a good point.
— Mick Foley
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I have balls the size of grapefruits and come this Sunday, you'll be spitting out the seeds.
— Vince McMahon
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You know, Alundra Blayze, with her looks could star in TV westerns...if she had two more legs.
— Jerry Lawler
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They try to get me to watch The Condemned and I said NO,NO, NO. It's a sad fact Stone Colduh can't act he should GO,…
— Santino Marella
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I don't drink. I don't smoke. I don't do drugs. My addiction is wrestling.
— CM Punk
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Showing off is what you do when your are simply better than everybody else.
— Dolph Ziggler
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This man can make a horror movie without makeup.
— Jerry Lawler
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If Shakespeare was alive today, he'd be writing wrestling shows.
— Chris Jericho
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Walk along one day and do nothing wrong, play by the rules, be a good person, do everything right: it doesn't guarantee anything.
— Owen Hart
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Vince Russo destroyed the Periodic Table as he only recognises the element of surprise.
— Jim Cornette
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The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Vince Russo has been there in which case the grass is most likely dead.
— Jim Cornette
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The saddest moment in a child's life is not when he learns that Santa Claus isn't real, it's when he learns that Vince Russo is.
— Jim Cornette
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He (Vince Russo) is the only booker I've seen who doesn't get people over, he gets them under.
— Jim Cornette
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It's the greatest show on earth. It's unbelievable.
— Ric Flair
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And what this ECW is doing is educating you people once again that there IS wrestling, spelt W-R-E-S-T-L-I-N-G, out there.
— Unknown Author
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I got this bad allergy - I'm allergic to bullshit.
— Jim Cornette
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Picking out Vince Russo's faults could be a full-time job for somebody.
— Jim Cornette
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I spent my life - all my life - learning to wrestle. It's the only means of livelihood I've ever had and, uh, the only…
— Lou Thesz
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We're the greatest athletes in the world without a doubt.
— Hulk Hogan
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I got sued more times than Martha Stewart.
— Paul Heyman
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You cannot achieve success without the risk of failure...You cannot achieve success if you FEAR failure.
— Paul Heyman
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