Wow Quotes

650 Wow quotes by 459 unique authors

Today a girl bought me a pizza. Wow man! I'm in love! — Unknown Author
To think I trusted you, I told you everything about me, I even told you that I Loved You to think everything you said back… — Brandon Welsh
Girl: WOW ! You have big feet! =O Guy: You know what they say about big feet dont you? ;) Girl: No?? Guy: BIG SOCKS! — Bubbly
Boerd so posted a photo of this I'm sooooooo boerd like wow — Unknown Author
Me:oh....my god *looks over and sees a girl in bed with me* oh my god! *lifts the covers to only see her head* OH MY… — Andrew
Don't regret what you have done for good. One day youll look back and say ' wow ' I'm right. — Marina Hanna
Best friend: wow that dude is hot Me: yea, I was once like him, I just grew more hotter. — Shamix
Wow! You have a huge pimple in between your shoulders! Oh wait thats your face. — Curly
Holy wow! it looks like your face caught fire and someone tried to put it out with a fork. — Curly
Wow, we're identical! -Fred Weasley, George Weasley — Harry Potter
You know some people will say, 'I am doing a film with Robert De Niro,' and people will go, 'Wow.' Well, to some people you… — David Morrissey
Wow! You tell one person something, then there goes everyone all up in the mix. The story gets changed over and over by the time… — Kevin McCarty
This is my sister Madison and her Boyfriend Chad(: Aren't they adorable together? They are going on 3 years now! Wow, that's a long time. — Jayden
Wow the truth hurts. lol — Justice_bitt
A young boy said to his mother, 'How old were you when I was born ?' His mother replied, '23 .' 'Wow , that' s… — Ritu Ghatourey
Teacher asked the class to spell a 12 letter word! Kid Says: Masturbation! Teacher Says: WOW! That's a mouth full!?! Kids says: No! you're thinking… — Stephanie
Whe a girl knows you work at a a restaurant or a club and knows what your doing around girls and a says she don't… — Kevin McCarty
I think one of the best feelings in the world is when someone remembers something you said. Whether it was something from yesterday, a week… — Ramandeep Singh
Wow you are really going to fight me over the internet? What's the worst you can do caps lock me to death? — Unknown Author
Please don't go threw my phone why she asks cause there is porn on there she laughs I say wow good the next time she… — Kevin McCarty

Who Wrote These Wow Quotes

459 authors contributed a total of 650 Wow Quotes, led by these top contributors: