Worst Quotes

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My wife has to be the worst cook. In my house, we pray after we eat. — Rodney Dangerfield
Fear causes hesitation, and hesitation will cause your worst fears to come true. — Patrick Swayze
I'm a huge karaoke person even though I have the worst singing voice. When you love doing something, who cares? — Hoda Kotb
Oh, great reviews are the worst. They mislead you more than the bad ones, because they only fuel your ego. Then you only want another… — Chazz Palminteri
Any actor will tell you, anybody in the public eye, that the tabloids are the worst kind of ramification of being a celebrity. — Tracey Gold
The worst thing about losing this job: Iâ€™m no longer covered by NBC. I have to sign up for ObamaCare. — Jay Leno
Travel is the excitement of life! Everything is an adventure, and if you look at it like that, even at the worst moment you can… — Joan Rivers
Waitressing - by far the worst job ever created. — Jennifer Esposito
The funny thing about our act is that dad gets the worst of it, although I'm the one who apparently receives the bruises . .… — Buster Keaton
The only thing that really matters in the initial part of my career, the worst mistake I've ever made was try to do things to… — Terrence Howard
Sometimes the future changes quickly and completely, and weâ€™re left with only the choice of what to do next. We can choose to be afraid… — Sandra Oh
The worst gift that I ever gave a girl was a suitcase for Christmas. As in, 'I can't think of anything to give you, but… — Jensen Ackles
The worst thing you can do to a kid is tell them that their dreams are invalid. — Juliette Lewis
I probably have the worst wardrobe. It's the most ill-fitting with the worst patterns and colors and the most nipple rubbage. There's bad chafing, and… — Josh Hopkins
The first question is something immediate -- and immediately, we need humanitarian aid to be allowed into the Sudan before it becomes the worst humanitarian… — George Clooney
Actors tend to get in their own way, a lot. A lot of times you will do things that will screw up your audition process.… — George Clooney
The worst thing in this business is to be thought of as a no-talent. — Jerry Stiller
Prepared for the worst,but still praying for the best — Lil Wayne
The worst acting is about imitation. — Paul Guilfoyle
In the ordinary moral universe, the good will do the best they can, the worst will do the worst they can, but if you want… — Christopher Hitchens

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