Wooden Leg Quotes
- The road to Lourdes is littered with crutches, but not one wooden leg. — Emile Zola
- Cross my wooden leg, swear on my glass eye. — Tom Waits
- Interviewer: 'So Frank, you have long hair. Does that make you a woman?' Frank Zappa: 'You have a wooden leg. Does that make you a… — Frank Zappa
- I saw a man with a wooden leg and a real foot. — Steven Wright
- I miss him like one might miss a scar, or wooden leg, something disfiguring but characteristic. — Nick Hornby