Wooden Leg Quotes

5 Wooden Leg quotes by 5 unique authors

• The road to Lourdes is littered with crutches, but not one wooden leg. — Emile Zola
• Cross my wooden leg, swear on my glass eye. — Tom Waits
• Interviewer: 'So Frank, you have long hair. Does that make you a woman?' Frank Zappa: 'You have a wooden leg. Does that make you a… — Frank Zappa
• I saw a man with a wooden leg and a real foot. — Steven Wright
• I miss him like one might miss a scar, or wooden leg, something disfiguring but characteristic. — Nick Hornby

Who Wrote These Wooden Leg Quotes

5 authors contributed a total of 5 Wooden Leg Quotes as follows:

• 1 Wooden Leg Quote by Tom Waits
• 1 Wooden Leg Quote by Steven Wright
• 1 Wooden Leg Quote by Nick Hornby
• 1 Wooden Leg Quote by Frank Zappa
• 1 Wooden Leg Quote by Emile Zola