Wizards Quotes

269 quotes by 137 authors

You believe in a book that has talking animals, wizards, witches, demons, sticks turning into snakes, burning bushes, food falling from the sky, people walking… — Mark Twain
Wizards First Rule: People are Stupid — Terry Goodkind
Apparently wizards poke their noses in everywhere! — Joanne Kathleen Rowling
What is magic? There is the wizard's explanation... wizards talk about candles, circles, planets, stars, bananas, chants, runes and the importance of having at least… — Terry Pratchett
A capacity for inferiority in the growing adult is threatened by the temptation by squander that capacity ruthlessly, to revel in hallowness. The syndrom especially… — Gregory Maguire
I am a wizard, not a baboon brandishing a stick. — Joanne Kathleen Rowling
Those who deal in magic learn to see the world in a slightly differnt light than everybody else.you gain a perspective you had considered before.… — Jim Butcher
This liberating discovery enables me to proceed without any fear that I might inadvertently influence you to abandon promising careers in business, law or politics… — Joanne Kathleen Rowling
He was my mum and dad's best friend. He's a convicted murderer, but he's broken out of wizard prison and he's on the run. He… — Joanne Kathleen Rowling
Wizards don't all look alike. — Patricia Briggs
Wizards are a secretive lot. — Patricia Briggs
Harry - you're a great wizard, you know." "I'm not as good as you," said Harry, very embarrassed, as she let go of him. "Me!"… — Joanne Kathleen Rowling
Perhaps it's rude to notice when a wizard does something strange. — Donita K. Paul
A mouse slid out from under his hat and scrambled down his sleeve, across his lap, and down to the floor. Nothing,' said Fenworth, 'should… — Donita K. Paul
Fine, if you see no reason to worry about bisonbecks who do the bidding of Risto'-- he sat down on a log and pulled out… — Donita K. Paul
The efficiency of the cleaning solution in liquefying wizards suggested the operation of an antithetical principal,which-" "Did you have to get him started?" Cimorene asked… — Patricia C. Wrede
You could be the Mega Mage of wizards. You could rule Minionfire. Do you really think so?' Yeah, but you'd have to make a deal… — Janet Evanovich
Oh - You're a very bad man!" Oh, no my dear. I'm a very good man. I'm just a very bad Wizard. — L. Frank Baum
You are a white. The Imperial Wizard. Now, if you don't think this is logic you can burn me on the fiery cross. This is… — Lenny Bruce
It took a qualified wizard to detect a summoning in progress. It required only a half-literate idiot with a twitch of power and a dim… — Ilona Andrews

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