Wizard Quotes

209 quotes by 134 authors

It was like the Wizard of Oz had spoken, and what he said was too ludicrous to take seriously. — Anthony Kiedis
You guys are related to Jonah Wizard?" Jake asked, his lip curled disdainfully. "And the other guy," Dan grumbled. "Vin Diesel's stunt double. — Peter Lerangis
I walked away a little disheartened, thinking, 'Oh well. I came a long way to meet the Wizard of Oz, but I guess I won't.… — Anthony Kiedis
Her clothes still smoked from the wizardâ€™s assault. But to him, she always smelled of flowers. — Cinda Williams Chima
I am the Wizard of Oz of housewives (in that I am both "Great and Terrible" and because I sometimes hide behind the curtains — Jenny Lawson
Once upon a time the plural of 'wizard' was 'war'. — Terry Pratchett
A man does not need to be a wizard to know truth from falsehood, not if he has eyes. You need only learn to read… — George R. R. Martin
Ah, go boil yer heads, both of yeh", said Hagrid. â€œHarry â€” yer a wizard. — Joanne Kathleen Rowling
My name is Harry Blackstone Copperfield Dresden. Conjure by it at your own risk. I'm a wizard. I work out of an office in midtown… — Jim Butcher
Animals do not do what they have done. Animals kill to eat, to defend themselves or their own, and to protect their territory. Not for… — Jim Butcher
Enemies,' the wizard said, 'are the price of honour. — Terry Goodkind
Let me guess: you're secretly a wizard who was raised by muggles. — Michael Grant
Bidding the wizard farewell, he turned to his daughter, who held up her finger and said, â€œDaddy, look â€” one of the gnomes actually bit… — Joanne Kathleen Rowling
Yes. I was looking for Lettie. They were both very kind to me,â€ Percival said, â€œEven though theyâ€™d never seen me before. And Wizard Howl… — Diana Wynne Jones
Oh it's the bingo playing wizard I love you guys so much, but not as much as my bird and my bingo! — Louis Tomlinson
Somehow the killing of the giant spider, all alone by himself in the dark without the help of the wizard or the dwarves or of… — J.R.R. Tolkien
At that moment, Harry fully understood for the first time why people said Dumbledore was the only wizard Voldemort had ever feared. The look upon… — Joanne Kathleen Rowling
Fenworth nodded. "Yes, yes. Urgent, deadly, insidious. The world is in peril and we must rise against evil." The old wizard released the general and… — Donita K. Paul
Why does the typical adventuring group consist of a wizard, a warrior, and a rogue, anyway? It should really be a wizard, a warrior, and… — Robin Sloan
Dorothy said nothing. Oz had not kept the promise he made her, but he had done his best. So she forgave him. As he said,… — L. Frank Baum

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