Wizard Quotes

209 quotes by 134 authors

Well, have you ever thought of bathing?' I asked, turning away. 'No one wants to hire a wizard who smells worse than their outhouse. And… — Alexandra Bracken
HARRY DRESDENâ€”WIZARD Lost Items Found. Paranormal Investigations. Consulting. Advice. Reasonable Rates. No Love Potions, Endless Purses, Parties, or Other Entertainment — Jim Butcher
Oh, no-" They weren't even on the runway, and Jonah's father was already immersed in his BlackBerry. "Remember those 'Live Large with the Wiz Generation'… — Gordon Korman
Wizard Howl," said Wizard Suliman. "I must apologize for trying to bite you so often. In the normal way, I wouldn't dream of setting teeth… — Diana Wynne Jones
How long have you been a Wiccan?' 'A what?' 'A pagan. A witch.' 'I'm not a witch,' I said, glancing out the door. 'I'm a… — Jim Butcher
It's not like most people read anymore. Well, not unless the book has a wizard school or a hot vampire. And, as a Kari Kngsley… — Janette Rallison
Be one of the crowd? It went against everything a wizard stood for, and a wizard would not stand for anything if he could sit… — Terry Pratchett
You mean I'm going to have to do a spell in front of a bunch of toffs?" Kim said, outraged that no one had mentioned… — Patricia C. Wrede
Leicester stared fixedly at the image before him, the color bleached from his face by its brilliance. Seph sensed the headmaster's mind questing out, trying… — Cinda Williams Chima
He talks pretty big for a gutter wizard," he muttered. "You don't understand at all," said the wizard wearily. "I'm so scared of you my… — Terry Pratchett
We are the nation of dreams. We are seers. We are wizards. We speak in visions. Our letters are like flocks of doves, released from… — Matthew Tobin Anderson
It is quite a risk to spank a wizard for getting hysterical about his hair. — Diana Wynne Jones
Speak, or I will put a dint in your hat that even a wizard will find hard to deal with! — J.R.R. Tolkien
You're a wizard," I snapped. "Can't you just use magic to make your own food?" "Ah, yes," he retorted. "Because mud pies are so very… — Alexandra Bracken
I am the bridge between the bleeding edge and the dead center. I stand between the Wizard of Oz and the man behind the curtain.… — Peter Watts
Nobody got me out," Nellie replied. "They just let me go. They think I'm a deranged Jonah Wizard fan. Apparently, the hotel's full of them.… — Gordon Korman
Hat = wizard, wizard = hat. Everything else is frippery. — Terry Pratchett
The Wizard Of Oz" has secrets that are just too much. Or "Peter Pan" â€“ the whole 'lost boys' thing is just incredible. Theyâ€™re not… — Michael Jackson
Nobody gets in to see the wizard. Not nobody. — L. Frank Baum
Welsh is an actual, currently used language and our next-door neighbors Angela and Gaenor spoke it. It sounds like Wizard. — Maureen Johnson

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134 authors contributed a total of 209 Wizard Quotes, led by these top contributors: