Wives Quotes

501 Wives quotes by 393 unique authors

What's the difference between sex and love? I have four wives and five kids. I apparently don't know the difference. — James Caan
What I am telling you is that Matta had a way of making you feel comfortable and that's probably why he had nine wives because… — Robert Barnes
King David and King Solomon Led merry, merry lives, With many, many lady friends And many, many wives; But when old age crept over them,… — Unknown Author
All married women are not wives. — Japanese Proverb
Certain is it that there is no kind of affection so purely angelic as of a father to a daughter.. In love to our wives… — Pooja!!!
9 out of 10 husbands agreed that their wives are always right.. The 10th husband wasn't been seen since the study was conducted.. — Ritu Ghatourey
Love is not just about the physical stuff like most people believe it to be. That is why there are so many people who manage… — Superman
I think God created ex-wives to remind us that hemorrhoids really aren't the biggest pain the ass! — Jason Lee
Expecting perfection inevitably leads to disappointment. A more realistic goal is for husbands and wives to work, learn and grow together. — Kemmy Nola
Our woman cried as the bullets fly. Our soldiers died in the mist of the night. We came with a dream to be free. we… — Theresa D
Another reason for unhappy marriage is that men cant fool their wives as they could their mothers. — Vikrant Parsai
A lot of men get women, but only few get wives. — Vikrant Parsai
There would be fewer divorces if men gave as much loving attention to their wives as they do their cars and jobs. — Vikrant Parsai
Less then .0001 percent of the people you meet or walk bye will have a significant impact on your. This .0001 percent represents personal relationships,… — Merle Rutledge Jr
It is a shame to keep so many wives — Pradeepkumardevi
Ladies I'm not afraid of commitment, ask my 5 ex-wives. — Green Monk
First they ignore you, then they ridicule you, then they fight you, then you have sex with their wives, and then you win. — Green Monk
Wives in their husbands' absences grow subtler, And daughters sometimes run off with the butler. — Unknown Author
Gamesters and highwaymen are generally very good to their whores, but they are very devils to their wives. — John Gay
Five wives can't all be wrong. — Paul Getty
I really enjoy having sex, and that's offensive to some people. Women are the quickest to call other women sluts, which is sad. I haven't… — Megan Fox
There's an air of mystery around the Masons, but the reality is that they're mostly a bunch of veterans getting drunk in a lodge that… — Jimmy Kimmel
Here's to our wives and sweethearts - may they never meet. — Unknown Author
Just as men must give up economic control when their wives share the responsibility for the family's financial well-being, women must give up exclusive parental… — Augustus Y. Napier
I can't go too much into my domestic life because there are ex-wives ready to do me in. — Frank McCourt

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