Wives Quotes

501 quotes by 393 authors

In a new interview, Newt Gingrich says he cheated on two of his wives because he was too consumed with love for his country. Yeah,… — Conan O'Brien
I talked to ex-wives of musicians of the '70s for research. They're the funniest people in the world, yet there is this sad, beautiful thing… — Kate Hudson
If we were in another country, we would stone Henry Hyde to death and we would go to their homes and kill their wives and… — Alec Baldwin
Wives live longer than husbands because they're not married to women. — Colin Mochrie
I have nothing against women. Some of my best wives were women. — Mike Caro
A survey released today found that men spend twice as much on their mistresses for Christmas as they do on their wives. On the other… — Jay Leno
Certainly, if more people were smoking instead of drinking, people donâ€™t get mean on weed, donâ€™t beat up their wives on weed, and donâ€™t drive… — Susan Sarandon
When they look back on me I want 'em to remember me not for all my wives, although I've had a few, and certainly not… — Jerry Lee Lewis
Most wives think of their husbands as bumbling braggarts with whom they happen to be in love. — Jackie Gleason
Mitt Romney comes from a Mormon background. I don't know how many wives he has. I'm not saying that I believe in that, I'm just… — Bill Maher
Why did Mitt Romney strap his dog to the roof of his car? Could it be because his station wagon was full of wives? — Bill Maher
We, the workers and inhabitants of St Petersburg, of various estates, our wives, our children, and our aged, helpless parents, come to THEE, O SIRE… — Orlando Figes
The founder of every ex-gay ministry in America has proved to be an extraordinary failure. The two founders of Exodus International, [the world's largest 'ex-gay'… — Wayne Besen
It's not because I'm bitter or because I don't agree with him politically. I've always been a registered Republican. But it's bad taste to talk… — Jane Wyman
There's only one person who hugs the mothers and the widows, the wives and the kids upon the death of their loved one. Others hug… — George W. Bush
Animals generally return the love you lavish on them by a swift bite in passing-not unlike friends and wives. — Gerald Durrell
What makes men indifferent to their wives is that they can see them when they please. — Unknown Author
There isn't a wife in the world who has not taken the exact measure of her husband, weighed him and settled him in her own… — Charles Dudley Warner
The feminist notion that the whole of human history has been nothing but a vast intricate conspiracy by men to enslave their wives, mothers, daughters,… — Edward Abbey
I hate university towns and university people, who are the same everywhere, with pregnant wives, sprawling children, many books and hideous pictures on the walls… — Thomas Stearns Eliot

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