Wit Quotes

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Life in the country teaches one that the really stimulating things are the quiet, natural things, and the really wearisome things are the noisy, unnatural… — Beverley Nichols
Soon as I see her walk up in the club, I'm a flirt. Winking eyes at me, when I roll up on them dubs, I'm… — R. Kelly
What a pretty thing man is when he goes in his doublet and hose and leaves off his wit! — William Shakespeare
Good sense is at the bottom of everything: virtue, genius, wit, talent and taste. — Joseph Chenier
Like a sprained ankle boy I aint nothin to play wit — Drake
I'll be right here in my spot wit a lil more cash than I already got trippin off you cause you had your shot — Drake
What's up wit these new niggas? And why they think it all come so easy? — Drake
How did I end up right here wit you after all the things that I been through. It's been one of those days you try… — Drake
Sweat pants, hair tied, chillin wit no makeup on. That's when you're the prettiest, I hope that you don't take it wrong. — Drake
Baby girl you need to stop it, all that pride and self esteem got you angry bout this girl I'm wit in all them magazines. — Drake
My dreams are who I'm racin wit but you can see I'm pacin it so that I'm always chasin it. — Drake
Wayne put me right here, that's who I get the paper wit. I hope that my success never alters our relationship. — Drake
I got more than a thing for you, tattoo wit a ink for you right over my heart girl, I'll do the unthinkable. — Drake
Niggas wit no money act like money isn't everything. — Drake
There is nothing that more betrays a base ungenerous spirit than the giving of secret stabs to a man's reputation. Lampoons and satires that are… — Joseph Addison
At most, the greatest persons are but great wens, and excrescences; men of wit and delightful conversation, but as morals for ornament, except they be… — John Donne
Come Sleep! Oh Sleep, the certain knot of peace, the baiting-place of wit, the balm of woe, the poor man's wealth, the prisoner's release, the… — Philip Sidney
A good old man, sir. He will be talking. As they say, when the age is in, the wit is out. — William Shakespeare
There's something so showy about desperation, it takes hard wits to see it's a grandiose form of funk. — Elizabeth Bowen
Nobody thanks a witty man for politeness when he puts himself on a par with a society in which it would not be polite to… — Friedrich Nietzsche

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