Wit Quotes

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A joke is a very serious thing. — Winston Churchill
Perhaps, as some wit remarked, the best proof that there is Intelligent Life in Outer Space is the fact it hasn't come here. Well, it… — Arthur C. Clarke
Being president is like running a cemetery: you've got a lot of people under you and nobody's listening. — William J. Clinton
I'm grateful to intelligent people. That doesn't mean educated. That doesn't mean intellectual. I mean really intelligent. What black old people used to call 'mother… — Maya Angelou
Expose foes wit my hocus pocus flows, they froze now suckas idolize my chosen blows — Tupac Shakur
Good nature is more agreeable in conversation than wit and gives a certain air to the countenance which is more amiable than beauty. — Joseph Addison
When a man is at his wits' end it is not a cowardly thing to pray, it is the only way he can get in… — Oswald Chambers
O, once in each man's life, at least, Good luck knocks at his door; And wit to seize the flitting guest Need never hunger more.… — John L. Bates
Rollin wit a posse full of paranoid drugdealaz! — Tupac Shakur
Gossip isn't scandal and it's not merely malicious. It's chatter about the human race by lovers of the same. Gossip is the tool of the… — Phyllis McGinley
Coffee: Induces wit. Good only if it comes through Havre. After a big dinner party it is taken standing up. Take it without sugar -… — Gustave Flaubert
We may distinguish six kinds of terrain, to wit: (1) Accessible ground; (2) entangling ground; (3) temporising ground; (4) narrow passes; (5) precipitous heights; (6)… — Sun Tzu
I received the fundamentals of my education in school, but that was not enough. My real education, the superstructure, the details, the true architecture, I… — Isaac Asimov
We continue, however, to write about important people, prize-winning people, blacks of grandeur, women of great fire, fame or wit. We do not write about… — Jonathan Kozol
I bob and weave em, hit em wit that Mayweather JAB. — Nicki Minaj
Shoulda sent a thank you note, you little hoe Now Imma wrap your coffin wit a bow — Nicki Minaj
You lil Fraggle Rock, beat you wit a padded lock — Nicki Minaj
Gotta go let me get the car key You don't want it wit the Harajuku Barbie — Nicki Minaj
Silence is as full of potential wisdom and wit as the unshown marble of great sculpture. The silent bear no witness against themselves. — Aldous Huxley
We do not pray at all until we are at our wits' end. — Oswald Chambers

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