Windscreen Quotes
- Nothing makes you look older than attempting to look young. You can fool anyone, apart from the young. The worst are the lip operations. There… — Karl Lagerfeld
- You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen, it said 'Parking Fine.' — Tommy Cooper
- Dirk turned on the car wipers, which grumbled because they didn't have quite enough rain to wipe away, so he turned them off again. Rain… — Douglas Adams
- A sparrow lay dead on the backseat. She had found her way through a hole in the windscreen, tempted by some seat-sponge for her nest.… — Arundhati Roy
- Memory was that woman on the train. Insane in the way she sifted through dark things in a closet and emerged with the most unlikely… — Arundhati Roy
- George: 'Ringo would always say grammmatically incorrect phrases and we'd all laugh. I remember when we were driving back to Liverpool from Luton up the… — George Harrison
- I get notes posted on my windscreen wipers and through my letterbox. — Zoe Sugg
- You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen, it said 'Parking Fine.' So that was… — Tommy Cooper