Wig Quotes

90 quotes by 80 authors

I love to come in and play with a wig or glasses or clothes. I love using props. I'm from the Peter Sellers school of… — Dan Aykroyd
I'm the artist formally known as Beck. I have a genius wig. When I put that wig on, then the true genius emerges. I don't… — Unknown Author
Sometimes people think I'm wearing a wig when I'm not wearing a wig, and then sometimes they think I'm not wearing a wig when I… — Nicolas Cage
I hope you have lost your good looks, for while they last any fool can adore you, and the adoration of fools is bad for… — George Bernard Shaw
Peter also uses his wig as a cereal bowl... He'll some times have some, like, Top Ramen in it. — Robert Pattinson
I slipped at a bus stop; I went one way and my hair went the other. That was the end of my wig. — Tia Carrere
I had to grow the hair down there. But because of years of waxing, as all of us girls know, it doesn't come back quite… — Kate Winslet
Blondes do have more fun. But sometimes I look in the mirror and still feel like I'm wearing a wig. — Emma Stone
I don't think I'd have done comedy if I was born eighty years ago I'd have been a lord. Shooting people that were on my… — Noel Fielding
I just want to say, that if Jesus were alive, what would he be doing? Well, he would probably be accepting and loving people how… — Kristin Chenoweth
Even when I was a kid, I had this insane head of flaming hair. It looked like a wig. — Kate Mara
To be cool is to believe. To stay cool is to have the sweet fragments of serenity rock your wig away. — Lord Buckley
Three things are men most likely to be cheated in, a horse, a wig, and a wife. — Benjamin Franklin
Wig Out At Jagbags is inspired by Cologne, Germany, Mark Von Schlegell, Rosemarie Trockel, Von Spar and Jan Lankisch, Can and Gas; Stephen-Malkmus-imagined Weezer/Chili Peppers,… — Stephen Malkmus
I already hated that gray suit and then having to go through putting on that wig with a false front - again made me feel… — Kim Novak
As a child, I always chose a false nose and some face paint and a wig for my birthday. — Ashley Jensen
Black is a great color!!! it sets off your wig! — Stan Freberg
Without my Vulcan cat suit, Frankenstein wig and pointed ears, I don't get recognized. I love the fact I'm a shape shifter who can go… — Jolene Blalock
As funny as watching a man in a wig trying to hold down a job on a helipad — Rhod Gilbert
What am I supposed to do if I go bald? Get a wig? Fat, goofy, gay, wig. I might as well get a piano and… — Alan Carr

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