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26 Wife Says quotes by 24 unique authors

I don't sleep much. I'm on the go. My mind is racing. My wife says my mind is like the rolling dials on a slot… — Bill Walton
Your marriage is in trouble if your wife says, 'You're only interested in one thing,' and you can't remember what it is. — Milton Berle
A wife says to her husband (or vice versa), "Do you love me?""Of course," he replies. "I've been married to you for twenty years, haven't… — Leo Buscaglia
My wife says that stage acting is like being on a tightrope with no net, and being in the movies, there is a net -… — Eli Wallach
They say that I'm stubborn, and my wife says that, too, but it's paid off so far. — Sugar Ray Leonard
I never laugh or smile when I am writing. When I come home for lunch after writing all morning, my wife says I look like… — Carl Hiaasen
Payday at my house is like the Academy Awards. My wife says: May I have the envelope please. — Henny Youngman
I want to feel better. My wife says she likes me not drinking, not so many highs, so many lows, I don't lose temper, I'm… — Unknown Author
One thing my wife says is bad about me is that I still care too much. — Aaron Spelling
When a man marries a widow his jealousies revert to the past: no man is as good as his wife says her first husband was — Samuel Johnson
My wife says I'm making a noise like a stranded whale. I think I have a major snoring problem. — Rex Hunt
My wife says that my tombstone will read, 'Here lies Mr.C, who used to be Mr.B.' So I think that's probably what I'll be remembered… — Tom Bosley
How much golf I actually play depends on whom you ask. My wife says I'm out there every day. If you ask me, the cricket… — Ricky Ponting
Thinking fascinates me, and I probably spend too much time in my mind. My wife says that my perfect world is to be in the… — John Larroquette
I think when you marry up like I did and Mitt Romney did, your wife says a lot about who you are and I think… — Sean Duffy
My wife says I'm only comfortable when there's a fight. And it's true. The thing that motivates me is struggle. — James Frey
Since I've got on the Internet, it's opened a whole world of wasted time for me. My wife says she's an Internet widow. — Mick Ralphs
I'm not the most emotionally attuned guy in the world. My wife says that me writing about emotion is like Gandhi writing about gluttony. — David Brooks
My wife says when I go out to the refrigerator, I do three minutes (entertaining) when the light goes on! — Davy Jones
I've always been passionate about what I do and want to do it well, ... My wife says she's a widow to the computer. — Scott Simon
I have been especially fortunate for about 50 years in having two memory banks available-whenever I can't remember something I ask my wife, and thus… — Linus Pauling
HUSBAND SAY: when I get I get mad at u, u never fight back. how do u control your anger? WIFE SAYS: I clean the… — Asheya
When your wife says glass is half empty, don't ever pour philosophy of half empty is half full, just fill her glass full. Simple. — Adhir Amadavadi
I came home real late and my wife says you come home this late again and I'll cut off something you love. I said not… — Stanley Victor Paskavich

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