Wife Made Quotes
- My wife made me join a bridge club... I jump off next Tuesday. — Rodney Dangerfield
- My former wife made me a millionaire. I used to have three million dollars. — Bobby Hull
- I am a wife-made man. — Danny Kaye
- If my wife made childhood obesity her mission and I signed a law making 1/8 cup of tomato paste a vegetable, I'd be sleeping on… — Alton Brown
- What wonderful and haunting worlds Krys Lee illuminates-a goose for a goose father, a sympathetic wife made bold by her husband's infidelity- all facets of… — Janice Y. K. Lee
- I made a terrible mistake last Christmas. My wife made me swear that I wouldn't give her a fancy gift. And I didn't. — Milton Berle