Wife Goes Quotes
- Once his wife goes to sleep it takes a minor nuclear explosion to wake her. — Tony Blair
- In our island myth this was the prescribed end of marriages like mine: the wife goes off with someone from the Cercle Sportif, outside whose… — V.S. Naipaul
- For every veteran who goes through a divorce, a wife goes through one, too. For every veteran alone in the basement, there is a wife… — Karl Marlantes
- My kids probably stay up too late. My wife goes to bed around 3 A.M., and I follow around 7 A.M., but it works. — John Travolta
- Go 'it wasn't my fault, it was Captain Morgan!' And my wife goes 'Oh, like when Jose Cuervo made you ride the floor buffer?',and I… — Bill Engvall