Wife Gave Quotes
- I have one computer that my wife gave me. All I know how to do, and I do it every day, is play Spider Solitaire.… — Kirk Douglas
- Duran always disturbs me. The guy is just weird. Before our first fight, both Duran and his wife gave my wife the finger. — Sugar Ray Leonard
- My wife gave me a book before we got married, Oh, the Places You'll Go!, by Dr. Seuss. She was trying to tell me something,… — George Lopez
- Four Married Men are at a BAR. MAN 1 : Imagine, my pregnant wife was reading a novel called ONE BROWN GAL, then my wife… — Muniir Zero