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Why Quotes by Daniel Handler
- Desperate times call for desperate measures" is an aphorism which here means "sometimes you need to change your facial expression in order to create a…
- But there was more, as there always is when the love goes. She was haunted, naturally. Otherwise what is the point, why leave your rickety…
- Or why you are wearing a picture of Santa Clause on you shirts, but-†“It’s Herman Melville.
- I'm not a believer in predetermined fates, being rewarded for one's efforts. I'm not a believer in karma. The reason why I try to be…
- Why haven't we fixed sick yet? You scientists there-- put down those starfish and HELP us. I hereby demand that all the people who are…
- It is much, much worse to receive bad news through the written word than by somebody simply telling you, and I’m sure you understand why.…
- Who are you?" Violet asked. It is confusing to fall asleep in the daytime and wake up at night. "what are you doing with Uncle…
- The expression "following suit" is a curious one, because it has nothing to do with walking behind a matching set of clothing. If you follow…
- You know I want to be a director, but you could never truly see the movies in my head and that, Ed, is why we…
- Undeveloped, the whole thing,tossed into a box before we really had a chance to know what we had, and that's why we broke up.
- Why not rise from the grave and terrorize a little instead of staying buried and dead in the cemetery?
- I gasped and pointed the way. I gave you an adventure, Ed, right in front of you but you never saw it until I showed…
- I know you can't see it, not you, Ed, but maybe if I tell you the whole plot you'll understand it this once, because even…
- The file clanked against me, my stupid idea nobody would have gotten had I ever done it. You even wouldn't have gotten it, Ed, I…
- Is it OK not to be a virgin, yes. Most people aren’t virgins, Min. That’s why there’s people to begin with.
- There are many reasons, of course, why someone might snap their fingers and grin. If you heard some pleasing music, for instance, you might snap…
- ...that's not why we broke up. I love it, I miss it, I hate to give it back to you, this complicated thing, it's why…
- Knowing that something is wrong and doing it anyway happens very often in life, and I doubt I will ever know why.
- When somebody is a little bit wrong - say, when a waited puts nonfat milk in your espresso macchiato, instead of lowfat milk - it…
- You might be afraid of the dark, but the dark is not afraid of you. That’s why the dark is always close by.
More Why Quotes
- Don't be selfish and tell me why you're unfollowing me so I can retweet it for the rest and we all can… — Nikhil Saluja
- Aside from a handful of guys boxing is missing the good trainers, that's why our sport is so in the air now… — Alexis Arguello
- Why can't I just tell you how I feel? That you're constantly on my mind...that I'm crazy about you. Maybe it's because… — Superman
- If someone is mad at you and you have no idea why, that means they are crazy. Or a girl. — Nikhil Saluja
- I began writing at the age of 5, but there was a dark period between the ages of 8 and 16 when… — Margaret Atwood
- You looked into my eyes and whispered that you wanted to be with me, all my heart wanted to do was say… — Superman
- That's why I began doing makeup in the first place: I was hoping that through helping people see the beauty in themselves,… — Kevyn Aucoin
- Why, I'd like nothing better than to achieve some bold adventure, worthy of our trip. — Aristophanes