Why Quotes
22640 quotes by 9675 authors
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I can't understand why anyone would want nuclear warheads. If you shoot them off, it's not like you can take over that country-all you do…
— Rick Yune
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Why black and white? Because color can be too demanding.
— Diane Keaton
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I think they were scared of me because I was different. I've always asked, 'Why? Why do I have to do that? Why do I…
— Madonna Ciccone
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Why did I want to break all the rules? Because the rules didn’t make sense, that’s why
— Madonna Ciccone
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New York wasn't everything I thought it would be. It did not welcome me with open arms. The first year, I was held up at…
— Madonna Ciccone
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Why would we go to war on women? They don't have any oil.
— Stephen Colbert
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We all know why [the generals] are so critical of the defense secretary. They're being defensive because they weren't able to implement his brilliant plan…
— Stephen Colbert
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If women are breadwinners and men bring home the bacon, why do people complain about having no dough? I'm confused. Also hungry.
— Stephen Colbert
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That’s why our TVs are brimming with so much hot man-on-pan action. You can’t channel surf for long without seeing turkey getting stuffed over and…
— Stephen Colbert
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And my daughter said, 'Why are you yelling at us?' and I said, 'I'm trying to discipline you!' And then she looked up at me…
— Stephen Colbert
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If Washington is a two-party town, why can't Hollywood be one too?
— Jon Voight
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Truth is relative. Truth is what you can make the voter believe is the truth. If you're smart enough, truth is what you make the…
— James Carville
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I'd like somebody to get rid of the death tax. That's what I want. I don't want to get taxed just because I died. I…
— Whoopi Goldberg
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Fame stole my yellow. Yellow is the color you get when you're real and brutally honest. Yellow is with my kids[...]The bundle of bright yellow…
— Rosie O'Donnell
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Part of the reason why I've never said that I was gay until now was because I didn't want that adjective assigned to my name…
— Rosie O'Donnell
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I can't even talk the way these people talk. 'Why you ain't?' 'Where you is?' Everybody knows it's important to speak English except these knuckleheads.…
— Bill Cosby
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Why do kids always say peace out, I though peace was in.
— Bill Cosby
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Why would people spend good money to have my pants?
— Shawn Ashmore
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I never quite understand why we watch the news. There doesn't really seem much point watching somebody tell you what the news is when you…
— John Hurt
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A biological agent, I’ll buy. Some sort of super-virus? Sure, why not. But death? Death is a disability, not a superpower. It’s hard to run…
— Simon Pegg
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