Whoopi Goldberg Quotes
- Compared to my talents, Whoopi Goldberg is like one of those fake plastic Buddhas you get at dollar stores. I mean really, I fail to… — Zach Braff
- I want my grandchildren to look like my grandparents. I don't want them to look like Anwar Sadat or Foo Man Chu or Whoopi Goldberg. — Jared Taylor
- I'd have a sex scene with Whoopi Goldberg or Star Jones. — Method Man
- When my erection lasts for more than 4 hours after taking Viagra, I don't go see a doctor, I go see a picture of Whoopi… — Rudy Espinoza
- The Lingerie Football League is changing their name to Legends. No more lingerie. They will play in bra and panties instead. It's a sad day… — Rudy Espinoza