Best Whisky Sayings

84 Whisky quotes by 68 unique authors

No married man is genuinely happy if he has to drink worse whisky than he used to drink when he was single. — H. L. Mencken
I wanted to play piano in restaurants in the south of France. I went there on holiday once and I saw this guy playing in… — Robert Pattinson
A glass of whisky in Scotland in the thirties cost less than a cup of tea. — Catherine Helen Spence
I've just had eighteen straight whiskies. I think that's the record. — Dylan Thomas
Sometimes the Bible in the hand of one man is worse than a whisky bottle in the hand of (another)... There are just some kind… — Harper Lee
Maybe there is no Heaven. Or maybe this is all pure gibberish—a product of the demented imagination of a lazy drunken hillbilly with a heart… — Hunter S. Thompson
Whisky, gambling and Ferraris are better than housework. — Francoise Sagan
After doing extensive research, I can definitely tell you that single malt whiskies are good to drink. — Iain Banks
Scotch whisky is made from barley and the morning dew on angel's nipples. — Warren Ellis
Her name was Maude and she drank whisky all day from a fruit jar under the counter. — Flannery O'Connor
When you want genuine music -- music that will come right home to you like a bad quarter, suffuse your system like strychnine whisky, go… — Mark Twain
The writer walks out of his workroom in a daze. He wants a drink. He needs it. It happens to be a fact that nearly… — Roald Dahl
How do men act on a sinking ship? Do they hold each other? Do they pass around the whisky? Do they cry? — Sebastian Junger
Girls like her, my grandfather once warned me, girls like her turn into women with eyes like bullet holes and mouths made of knives. They… — Holly Black
I really do believe that there are those who would like and trust me better if they saw me weeping into a whisky, making a… — Stephen Fry
Whisky, I find, helps clarity of thought. And reduces pain. It has the additional virtue of making you drunk or, if taken in sufficient quantity,… — Julian Barnes
That's Delhi. When life gets too much for you all you need to do is to spend an hour at Nigambodh Ghat,watch the dead being… — Khushwant Singh
Whisky is liquid sunshine. — George Bernard Shaw
There is no such thing as a bad whisky. Some whiskies just happen to be better than others. — William Faulkner
Some scientists find, or so it seems, that they get their best ideas when smoking; others by drinking coffee or whisky. Thus there is no… — Karl Popper
I once received a cape that was made from the little purple bags that Crown Royal Whisky comes in. — Dave Grohl
My dad worked for different companies that made whiskey for a long time, so we were definitely whiskey drinkers. Growing up, my friends would get… — Mike Krieger
About two months into the Whisky, I borrowed some money and rented a remote recording truck. — Johnny Rivers
TOPE, v. To tipple, booze, swill, soak, guzzle, lush, bib, or swig. In the individual, toping is regarded with disesteem, but toping nations are in… — Ambrose Bierce
A woman tel her man I'm not whisky that after u drink, u feel drowsy wuz up! Drink only tequila at least u can still… — Suman Rai

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