Weird Quotes

2043 quotes by 1337 authors

It's definitely like being in some weird sorority. I'm friends with a lot of actresses, but my 'SNL' friends are my closest. — Ana Gasteyer
I have been a big guy all my life, I am not going to lose a bunch of weight, because then you're like that weird… — Billy Gardell
I grew up weird - very sensitive and highly inhibited. I felt like I was born in the wrong time zone to the wrong people… — Marla Gibbs
Perhaps my favourite story is 'Le Passe-Muraille' by Marcel Ayme. It's about a guy who wakes up with a weird faculty that means he can… — Michel Gondry
I'm a bad dater - I'm just not good at it. It's so weird dating in this town. It's like high school. I get a… — Jules Asner
I wanted to do a weird book and reestablish my independent, small-press roots. — Sherman Alexie
I get really cool gifts, and I know this sounds really lame, but I think one of the best gifts I've ever received was the… — Ashley Benson
I think, in a weird way, the reason I was drawn to screenwriting and the reason I really love doing it is because I love… — David Benioff
It's weird because my parents don't really understand my business. I get fan mail all day long, but if a piece happens to get to… — Idris Elba
I think that the process of trying to become somebody else, and obviously the director/actor relationship in trying to do that, is such a weird,… — Rupert Friend
It's weird to have leisure - to have time off. I'm not used to it. — Sutton Foster
I don't know if I was a funny kid. I would say I was a loud and weird kid. — Will Forte
They know your name, address, telephone number, credit card numbers, who ELSE is driving the car "for insurance", ... your driver's license number. In the… — Arthur Miller
You've got yoga, I've got beer. You got overpriced, I got weird. — Billy Joel
Ziggy played guitar, jamming good with Weird and Gilly. — David Bowie
Acting is such a weird job. — Michael Cera
If you have an impulse, not if you're going to ruin someone elses' scene, if you have an impulse of a funny little add-on or… — Rachel Dratch
My son always says I like very weird music. — Cornelia Funke
I have a weird vision of relationships because my parents have known each other since second grade, and they got married right out of college. — Dakota Fanning
I like playing weird, kind of shady people. — Paul Giamatti

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