Weird Quotes

2043 quotes by 1337 authors

But this is the kind of ass-clownery that stems from the fact that all philosophy looks weird when you don't have one. — Jonah Goldberg
I was big and fat and had weird parents. — Richard Griffiths
I always felt as a kid that I was underappreciated, invisible or weird, but I've always secretly thought people would one day appreciate what is… — Judd Apatow
I write small and weird. Romcoms are not in my skill set. — Diablo Cody
I need to have something to source my energy to and something to remove me from my own weird brain. — Andy Biersack
Whosoever loveth wisdom is righteous, but he that keepeth company with fowl is weird. — Woody Allen
Monogamy is so weird. Like when you know their name and stuff. — Margaret Cho
I've been working straight since 2003, so I might just want to take an improv or theater class. That excites me. I can't wait to… — Fergie
I can't believe I got a major-label record deal. My music was quirky, and my voice was so odd and high and girlish, it was… — Juliana Hatfield
I mean one of the weird things about TV and one of the things that some actors don't like but I kind of dig is… — Mary McCormack
I did stand-up, weird and ignorant stuff about my career - anything for a laugh. — Bob Uecker
And if I would have taken lessons I probably wouldn't have done it, and what forced me to do all this weird stuff on the… — Eddie Van Halen
It makes me feel kind of weird, but obviously the Man Upstairs gave me something and it touches people, and I'm just so blessed. — Eddie Van Halen
On 'Honeybabysweetiedoll' I used a Whammy, a Boss OC-3 octave box, a Sustainer and a Line 6 DL4 Delay Modeler. That's only on the intro,… — Eddie Van Halen
When I'm home on a break, I lock myself in my room and play guitar. After two or three hours, I start getting into this… — Eddie Van Halen
It's weird when people start sentences with 'frankly' - as if their other sentences don't count. — Douglas Coupland
Jesus but people got weird when they lived alone. — Judith Guest
I don't think if you asked any of my childhood friends they would say that I had a weird childhood; they might say there weren't… — Jennifer Lynch
I've done movies that I've been advised not to do. 'Dog Soldiers,' the movie I did 11 years ago now, I remember my agent at… — Kevin McKidd
I sing both in my shower and in my car, mostly in my car, because I have this weird thing - whenever I'm singing to… — Paul McDonald

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