Weekend Quotes

627 quotes by 508 authors

Homosexuality may be proscribed in the Old Testament, but it's not in the New, because I believe that Jesus was more tolerant. 'I'm bringing the… — Unknown Author
I've been known to turn up drunk at triathlons and do very well. I'm more of a heat-of-the-moment type of guy. A friend will tell… — Ryan Kwanten
Obama said, 'Yes we can!' but I said, 'Yesweekend!' — Theophilus
I dont smoke, I dont drink, I dont party every weekend, I dont wear 3 inches of make up, I dont post wierd pictures of… — Unknown Author
This was at my first Higschool dance, last weekend, people call me ugly, whore, stripper, and EVERYTHING else.. what is your honest opinion? — Unknown Author
Never treat someone like a Saturday night if they treat you like a Monday morning!.. — Avinash Wandre
The hardest question of the weekend...Can or Bottle? — Nishan Panwar
A relationship where you can hang out every weekend together and never get tired of it — Kaylaquotes
Monday. The black sheep of the weekdays. The middle finger of the workweek. The weekend-is-over bitchslap. — Laura S
Monday doing every thing fast, Thursday flying in high speed ooooooo yessss it is FRIDAY! weekend parros — Nkemjika
It's like a routine. I fall for you on Monday. I like you from Tuesday to Thursday. You make me mad on Friday. I think… — Ritu Ghatourey
Two biggest things, lying to me, and playing games well its time for me to be me and go get myself into some trouble this… — Carly
The lounge of the main hotel is full of jollity, with large comfortable men sitting in braces; the bar is packed withtalkative intellectuals, full of… — Anthony Sampson
Two days is not enough time for a weekend . — Kevin McCarty
Yesterday is over and a new day is here make what you can count. Make your kids laugh, spend time with your lover, go out… — Kevin McCarty
I like my women like I like my weekend -short, filled with liquor and gone by Monday. — Nishan Singh
Dreamland Goes Dino! Freak-a-saurus and his little web-scammer hanging out over the weekend, planning naughty little tricks, to mock, fool, and use you, to feel… — Javaz
I WOULD LOVE TO SAY THIS IS ME BUT IT NOT!!!!! this is CASSY LING I love her and IM COMING TO YOUR HOUSE THIS… — VIVAN
My girl went away for the weekend, and I didn't masturbate once. I masturbated 21 times. — Nikhil Saluja
If you're bored on a Friday night, then tomorrow SAT-UR-DAY right. — Romeo Huerbana

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508 authors contributed a total of 627 Weekend Quotes, led by these top contributors: