Weed Quotes

977 Weed quotes by 579 unique authors

I was a little too antsy, I was jumping around, wanting to go here, wanting to be there. Once I started smoking weed, I just… — Schoolboy Q
I'm a big PAX person... just because it's accessible. I feel like between the weed and the wax it's kind of like BetaMax and VHS.… — Donald Glover
Weed is going to bring us together as a generation. Drugs is what created Woodstock. Let's be clear about that. — ASAP Rocky
He always wanted me to smoke weed with him, and I never did it, and I wish I did...That's my biggest regret. — Mike Tyson
What cities, as great as this, have . . . promised themselves immortality! Posterity can hardly trace the situation of some. The sorrowful traveller wanders… — Oliver Goldsmith
These are little packets of light and you need to plant them early in the year and remember to mark where they were because lots… — Brian Andreas
I'm rockin' PJ's and no shirt. I smoke weed, eat yogurt — Mac Miller
Even the richest soil, if left uncultivated will produce the rankest weeds. — Leonardo da Vinci
Eighty-two percent of Australia's bird species and two thirds of Australia's mammal species can be found on our (Australian Wildlife Conservancy) reserves. We put teams… — Kristy Hinze
If you neglect to instruct children in the way of holiness, will the devil neglect to instruct them in the way of wickedness? No; if… — John Flavel
One wanders through life as if wandering through a field in the dark of night, wearing a blindfold and very heavy shoes, with a poisonous… — Daniel Handler
FORTRAN is not a flower but a weed - it is hardy, occasionally blooms, and grows in every computer. — Alan Perlis
When I am alone I can become invisible. I can sit on the top of a dune as motionless as an uprise of weeds, until… — Mary Oliver
Time has a wonderful way of weeding out the trivial. — Unknown Author
I don't have a gardener because I enjoy pulling weeds. It's hard to explain but there is something fulfilling about pulling out a weed and… — Justin Hartley
If everyone smoked weed, the world would be a better place — Kirsten Dunst
I've never been a major smoker, but I think America's view on weed is ridiculous. I mean - are you kidding me? If everyone smoked… — Kirsten Dunst
What's to keep somebody from getting all potted up on weed and then getting behind the wheel? — Unknown Author
Never take ecstasy, beer, baccardi, weed, pepto bismol, vivarin, tums, tagamet hb, xanax, and valium in the same day. It makes it difficult to sleep… — Eminem
Certainly, if more people were smoking instead of drinking, people don’t get mean on weed, don’t beat up their wives on weed, and don’t drive… — Susan Sarandon
We're just a weed in the universe — Karl Pilkington
All my friends were in the park smoking weed and getting pregnant. I didn't want to be the young black girl having a baby, a… — Foxy Brown
I work very hard on the writing, writing and rewriting and trying to weed out the lumber. — David McCullough
I experimented with weed, Ecstasy, mushrooms and mescaline for about a year and a half. — Melissa Joan Hart
It's funny when I get recognized on the train. People either say ‘I love your show, dude’ or ‘Hey, where do you buy good weed?’ — Hunter Parrish

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