Weed Quotes

977 quotes by 579 authors

Shall I not rejoice also at the abundance of the weeds whose seeds are the granary of the birds? — Henry David Thoreau
Gardening is a kind of disease. It infects you, you cannot escape it. When you go visiting, your eyes rove about the garden; you interrupt… — Lewis Gannett
What is a weed? I have heard it said that there are sixty definitions. For me, a weed is a plant out of place. — Donald C. Peattie
Sweet flowers are slow and weeds make haste. — William Shakespeare
I would rather do a good hours work weeding than write two pages of my best; nothing is so interesting as weeding. I went crazy… — Robert Louis Stevenson
I always think of my sins when I weed. They grow apace in the same way and are harder still to get rid of. — Helena Rutherfurd Ely
What would become of the garden if the gardener treated all the weeds and slugs and birds and trespassers as he would like to be… — Thomas Huxley
Science, or para-science, tells us that geraniums bloom better if they are spoken to. But a kind word every now and then is really quite… — Victoria Glendinning
A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how to grow in rows. — Doug Larson
Now 'tis spring, and weeds are shallow-rooted; Suffer them now and they'll o'ergrow the garden. — William Shakespeare
If dandelions were rare and fragile, people would knock themselves out to pay $14.95 a plant, raise them by hand in greenhouses, and form dandelion… — Robert Fulghum
Hollywood is a coke town, but weed is so much better. And Molly, too; those are happy drugs - social drugs. They make you want… — Miley Cyrus
You cannot change reality, but you can control the manner in which you look at things. Your attitude is under your own control. Weed out… — Helen Steiner Rice
I know you're supposed to tell kids not to do drugs, but, kids, do it! Do weed! Don't do the other stuff, but weed is… — Kevin Smith
I don't consider weed to be any worse than having a beer. — James Franco
I love stoner comedies. I smoked weed in college, but I haven't smoked in years. — Natalie Portman
We went to high school together; he was a year older than me. I remember him there . . . he was very tall and… — Cameron Diaz
Life is a garden. It is an opportunity. You can grow weeds, you can grow roses; it all depends on you. — Rajneesh
Worrying is stupid. it's like walking around with an umbrella waiting for it to rain. — Wiz Khalifa
I'm all about that money, dress like everyday sunny, rolling weed like a Marley, smile like everything funny. — Wiz Khalifa

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