Weddings Quotes
- If you want to avoid weddings then attend funerals. — Vikrant Parsai
- I hate weddings. Old people would poke me saying You're next. They stopped when I started going up to them at funerals and poking them,… — Hemantsmarty
- Old people at weddings always poke me and say you are next.so I started doing Same thing to them at funerals. — Hendrix
- I hate weddings.old people will start poking me and saying you are next.they stopped when I started going to funerals and start poking them saying… — Unknown Author
- Too many funerals, not enough graduations. Too many baby showers not enough weddings. — James Merrow
- Weddings make me so emotional. — Chanel Dudley
- I know marriage is way in the future...Im only 21 but OMG I've become obsessed with steampunk weddings! — Sarah Hyland
- The one thing I didn't have to do any research on is what I would do for one of my daughters if she wanted something… — Bruce Willis
- Old People At Weddings Always Poke Me And Say 'YOU'RE NEXT' So, I Started Joking, Doing The Same Thing To Them At The Funerals. — Pacifiersucker
- Weddings are funerals for blow jobs. — Nikhil Saluja
- I've been to weddings and I've been to wakes in either setting Love takes no breaks. — Stanley Victor Paskavich